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The Longest Ride: a minute-by-minute Twitter review

And the Academy Award goes to… not Nicholas Sparks. Never Nicholas Sparks. The Patron Douchebag of true love – but only when it’s between two white, heterosexual people – is back with the tenth film based on his written work. Yes, we’ve had ten movies of the exact same bullshit featuring all the usual hallmarks of a Nicholas Sparks’ tearjerker. The Longest Ride, however, is quite possibly the worst of all them and yes, we understand that’s like trying to decide who the worst Nazi was (hint: they were all awful). Thankfully Graffiti With Punctuation’s Maria Lewis took a bullet for us all, live-tweeting the frontrunner for next year’s Razzies so you don’t have to. Yeehaw.

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One thought on “The Longest Ride: a minute-by-minute Twitter review

  1. Notni pressed

    This is just lazy reviewing

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