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Maria @moviemazz Lewis’ Worst Films Of 2014

Ed note: Maria is at her potty-mouthed best. Feel the hate flow through her. Enjoy

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Exodus: Gods And Kings

Christian Pale and Joel Egypton couldn’t save this epic fail from the ten plagues of bad historical filmmaking: first comes the river of white washing, followed by the tweets of Rupert Murdoch, and concluding with overabundance of guyliner.

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Into The Storm

Nah.

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Hercules

A movie that was as bad as you thought it was going to be.
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Paranormal Activity: The Mexican Ones

After three films centered on white families, producers tried to switch it up with the most ridiculous and borderline racist entry in the series.
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Only the Hollywood Lords know exactly how many of Michael Bay’s cars Megan Fox had to wash in a bikini to get back in the director’s good graces. Whatever the number, the end result was not worth it.

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Annabelle

Racist as shit.
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The Hobbit:  Battle Of Five Armies

Look, it’s just bad. There’s no other way to describe two and a half hours of nonsensical fighting, inconsistent CGI and monologuing in a shiny cave. As disappointing and frustrating as it was, five out of six films still ain’t bad, ay Peter Jackson?
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Dracula Untold

Except, well, the story was told so, uh, you know, I guess the title AND WHOLE ENTIRE FILM is totally redundant so there you go.

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Transformers: Age Of The Rise Of Whatever The Fuck

The redest, hottest and messiest of Michael Bay’s seminal Red Hot Mess franchise.

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Fury

David Ayer’s version of Suicide Squad is going to be interesting because if one thing’s clear from the very overrated and testosterone-laden Fury it’s that he does not know what to do with female characters. See also: End Of Watch.

Maria Lewis – follow Maria on Twitter here: @moviemazz or on top-rating film podcast Pod Save Our Screen, available now on iTunes.

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